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Adelaide Cooke
UN: wellcooked

STATUS: Undergraduate

ACCOLADES: None yet! But soon!

BIO: I'm new here and extra new to all of this magic stuff! Please be patient with me!

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[deuteranope]

okay but that wasn't heinous shit

like shit y'all have literally been in A FUCKING HOTEL ROOM together while you're looking like a badass babe in a suit he specifically designed to fit your body
and while I understand that's a business transaction because both of you are fucking nerds
that's still fucking intimate

I have great potential to be a gossipy bitch so stay on my good side

[transfusionem]

That's not the most intimate thing we've done.
Which is not something I should be telling you but so it goes.

And I'll keep that in mind.

[deuteranope]

deets

[transfusionem]

[...]

So you know how he's living out of his van, right?
I've been in it a few times.
And we might have cuddled a few times.

[deuteranope]

okay now I'm just fucking disappointed in him
ask a girl out, you stupid bastard

also why is he living out of his van?? aesthetic?

[transfusionem]

I think I have to make all the moves.

Paranoia, probably. Maybe a bit of aesthetic.

[deuteranope]

I could try kicking hi
holy shit I don't fucking know WHY the FUCK this popped in my head but I just remembered the whole one nipple thing
but now I don't remember what I was literally just fucking talking about before that

[transfusionem]

I don't know what you mean by one nipple thing and quite frankly I'm afraid to ask.

[deuteranope]

he has one nipple
a lone nipnop
a singular tit
so don't be caught off guard when you see it I guess?

[transfusionem]

Oh. Huh.
Well, thanks for the heads up. I'll try not to get too thrown off.

[deuteranope]

he doesn't like how he looks
I mean like fucking duh he flips the fuck out if you call him cute or handsome or whatever
but he hates all his scars n shit or if they get attention
so
I fucking dunno do with that what you will

[transfusionem]

Yeah, I've kind of gathered that.
I don't see what the big deal is but he carries more shame with him than you would think for somebody who's as extra as that.
Idk.
Who knows what it is with him.

[deuteranope]

guess when you're a veritable fucking giant there's a lotta room for the shame to fill in
he wasn't like that when he was little
just a regular kid
but I guess that's how the fuck pretty much everyone here is

[transfusionem]

A normal kid who got fucked up by some unknown and unexplained circumstance so now they have all sorts of problems they don't talk about?
Yeah.
That sounds about right for us.

[deuteranope]

~*~daybreak~*~

oh well
least I get to meet some okay folks on top of all the fucking moronic bastards going about

[transfusionem]

That's a pretty optimistic way to look at things!
But I guess there are some pretty excellent people here, like yourself.

[deuteranope]

exactly
I'm fucking great

[transfusionem]

You're the bee's knees! ♥