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Adelaide Cooke
UN: wellcooked

STATUS: Undergraduate

ACCOLADES: None yet! But soon!

BIO: I'm new here and extra new to all of this magic stuff! Please be patient with me!

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[The day after The Hunt, with the effects of induced rampages fresh in his mind, his desire to make Adelaide smile, and his body aching too much to get out of bed, Maverick sends his third best gal a text. Sorry, Adelaide. Mama and Ricktoria gotta rank higher.]

when's the best time to go to a dentist

2:30

[She knows this joke! It's...well. It's not a good one.]

[It's a really bad one.]

oh yeah? how about an ent?

You'll have to enlighten me on that one.

6

And why's that?

read it out loud~

oh also because this is fucking magic school for magic dumbasses I guess I have to specify ent as in ear nose throat not the trees.

I know what an ENT is! The magic trees were not the first thing I thought of.

I'm just making sure! yeesh

Well, I'm just saying, I think most people think of the doctor first.

you'd think so yeah
but it's daybreak
expect the unexpected

you're just mad because you don't get it huh

Shut up, Maverick.

[...]

sicks

[Be mad at him for being annoying, don't be mad about everything that happened -- whatever it was -- yesterday. That's what he wants!!]

[...]

An ENT isn't usually the first choice when you're sick, though.

[Gosh, Maverick.]

sure but the only other specific doc I could think of was podiatrist for some fucking reason and I couldn't make up a time pun for that

That's why you go for an unspecific doctor. That wasn't too bad, though.

boringgg
not too bad... bah
you wound me

FUCK I THOUGHT OF A BETTER TIME
10:06

Oh, that one is much better! That's pretty good.

fuck you bumble "pretty good" my ass
I deserve more praise than that!

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