Adelaide Cooke (
transfusionem) wrote2019-02-20 05:05 pm
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Adelaide CookeUN: wellcooked
STATUS: Undergraduate
ACCOLADES: None yet! But soon!
BIO: I'm new here and extra new to all of this magic stuff! Please be patient with me!

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it's like you aren't even trying to be my would-be rival
in the would-be battle for gc's cold black heart
not that his birthday matters much to him
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I don't know what the advantage is.
But I have it?
And is it really?? But I guess it not mattering would explain why he hasn't mentioned it.
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even if they are in fact pretty great just fyi
yeah
he doesn’t remember the day or nothing but he knows it’s august
I know he doesn’t see much to celebrate but we do so fuck him, right?
(potentially literally in your case)
and if nothing else we can talk about how fucking rad his mom was including that whole birthing him thing she did
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Well the day probably doesn't matter so much as just knowing he was, in fact, birthed by someone and didn't just sprout out fully formed.
Also I think birthday sex might be off the table.
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nothing is impossible when it comes to him including some Athena-esque origin story
which is why you should maybe put birthday sex back on the table
honestly with his height you might need that fucking table
this is, of course, assuming you're into the idea too and not just brushing it off because you don't think it's likely
I mean he's stupid, not blind and/or fucking incapable
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Assuming he even wants to have sex.
But I guess I'd have to actually ask him because he's a bit of an oddball when it comes to...basically everything.
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he already knows it's something on your mind though
and he likes you a whole fucking lot
I don't remember what he said but I remember like a long fucking time ago he said SOMETHING about you
and like it would have been suave as shit from anyone else, but from him he's just speaking his fucking mind
new shit just makes him freak out
that won't change if the shit is always new though
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But anyways you're not wrong. He doesn't know how to handle things that he's never dealt with before.
So things like emotions and intimacy.
Or at least intimacy with people who aren't his mom.
So maybe we'll get somewhere.
Wait, y'all have talked about me?
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like shit y'all have literally been in A FUCKING HOTEL ROOM together while you're looking like a badass babe in a suit he specifically designed to fit your body
and while I understand that's a business transaction because both of you are fucking nerds
that's still fucking intimate
I have great potential to be a gossipy bitch so stay on my good side
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Which is not something I should be telling you but so it goes.
And I'll keep that in mind.
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So you know how he's living out of his van, right?
I've been in it a few times.
And we might have cuddled a few times.
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ask a girl out, you stupid bastard
also why is he living out of his van?? aesthetic?
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Paranoia, probably. Maybe a bit of aesthetic.
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holy shit I don't fucking know WHY the FUCK this popped in my head but I just remembered the whole one nipple thing
but now I don't remember what I was literally just fucking talking about before that
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a lone nipnop
a singular tit
so don't be caught off guard when you see it I guess?
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Well, thanks for the heads up. I'll try not to get too thrown off.
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I mean like fucking duh he flips the fuck out if you call him cute or handsome or whatever
but he hates all his scars n shit or if they get attention
so
I fucking dunno do with that what you will
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I don't see what the big deal is but he carries more shame with him than you would think for somebody who's as extra as that.
Idk.
Who knows what it is with him.
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he wasn't like that when he was little
just a regular kid
but I guess that's how the fuck pretty much everyone here is
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Yeah.
That sounds about right for us.
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oh well
least I get to meet some okay folks on top of all the fucking moronic bastards going about
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But I guess there are some pretty excellent people here, like yourself.
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I'm fucking great
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